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  1. I imagine that Kenny G probably smells nice. I do not.
  2. Kenny G likes to blow his thing. I like to have my thing blown.
  3. Kenny G is worth millions. I have $14.88 in my pocket and a bottle of cheap red wine in my refrigerator.
  4. Kenny G has a noteworthy nose. Mine nose is quasi-mangled from years of being punched in the face.
  5. Kenny G gets a lot of pussy. My cat died.

Kenny G can probably perform simply math and realize that there are actually six differences between he and I, not three...