- I imagine that Kenny G probably smells nice. I do not.
- Kenny G likes to blow his thing. I like to have my thing blown.
- Kenny G is worth millions. I have $14.88 in my pocket and a bottle of cheap red wine in my refrigerator.
- Kenny G has a noteworthy nose. Mine nose is quasi-mangled from years of being punched in the face.
- Kenny G gets a lot of pussy. My cat died.
Kenny G can probably perform simply math and realize that there are actually six differences between he and I, not three...

